Chili Lover T-Shirts

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"Well yes darling, this is food, but I for one will not eat this: it's a hot chilli..."

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Mom's House O' Chili.

Chili Krispies.

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

'A bowl of chili, please.', 'Is that for business or pleasure?'

"There are poisonous gasses escaping from Uranus."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Baker Romance

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I feel a draft."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Stonehens

Year of the Rat

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Shrimp cook

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"It Works For Us."

"... and they never write or visit!"