Children's Literacy T-Shirts

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Lynching on social media

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'What does it say, Dad?'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Well did he?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."