Children's Intelligence Pillows

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'The child is very illogical'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Philosopher trading cards.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Where's your nose?"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"They think I don't have a clue."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Kids today

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'