Intellectual Development Pillows

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Apples for sale

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Work/Life Balance

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

What else is there to wish for?

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Self-esteem room

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Paul Ree

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Miss America IQ Pageant

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Think Tank