Children's Food Pillows

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Fast food. Even faster food

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Soup of the month.

La Table

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"It's how he would have wanted to go."