Children's Book Week Gifts

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"You're going to hate yourself."

First Novels.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

Isabel Allende

To read or not to read?

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."