Children Leaving For Camp Gifts

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

I think it's time he left home.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Remember to lash from the outside!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."