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'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Family with pets.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'It's a leaf.'

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

A chaos of kids