"Can't you just get over your upbringing?"
Childhood Studies Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors childhood studies? Explore our collection of witty and meaningful items that celebrate the wonder of childhood development, education, and curiosity. Whether for a teacher, student, or lifelong learner, these products bring a playful yet thoughtful touch to the subject.
'He's a very angry young man. I should know. I had tight shoes when I was a kid.'
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."
"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"
Teddy bear with a red balloon.
Tree house.
"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."
'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"So, what do you do for play?"
'He's maturing early.'
"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
"But if I don't break stuff who will?"
"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."
"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"
"Recess does things to a man."
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
Baby Screen Time
"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."
'Their daughter plays the violin.'
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'
Serious Putty
"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'
Childhood Studies Gifts Collection
Childhood Studies Mugs
Discover our collection of childhood studies mugs, perfect for educators and learners alike who want to start their day with a spark of curiosity.
Childhood Studies Pillows
Explore our cozy pillows that pay homage to childhood curiosity and growth—ideal for classrooms, nurseries, or fun home decor.
Childhood Studies Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that capture the essence of childhood development and education—a perfect gift or decor for any learning space.
Childhood Studies T-Shirts
Check out our childhood studies t-shirts, designed to bring humor and insight into the classroom or everyday wardrobe, celebrating all things childhood development.