Childhood Myth Believer Pillows

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"So you're looking for a closet! Ideally in a child's bedroom right?"

Fishing Tales

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Odette from Swan Lake

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

Football Delivery

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

The Cosmology of Timmy

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'Sign here.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"It's made of cheeeeese."

"It's cooties."

So when exactly do you turn into a Prince ?

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

Praying.

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"There's no such thing as your father."

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

Mermaid

California Tooth fairy: 'IOU'.