Childhood Mishaps Pillows

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Haircuts

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bike Rides

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Fine. And you?'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Jack in the Box

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Mistaken identity.

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Sliding Down the Banister