Childhood Memory Hoarder T-Shirts

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Green Balloon

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Rapunzel as a child.

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'I dressed myself.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

Paper Bombs