Childhood Memory Divers T-Shirts

'I'm not just a social worker. I'm a psychiatric social worker. Perhaps we could discuss your early childhood.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

Green Balloon

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I dressed myself.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'Cheese.'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"