Childhood Memory Divers Mugs

'I'm not just a social worker. I'm a psychiatric social worker. Perhaps we could discuss your early childhood.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

Green Balloon

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I dressed myself.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

'Cheese.'