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'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"He likes it."

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'What's play?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Today we learned to count to one.

"When did she start crawling?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."