Childhood Learning Pillows

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

"He likes it."

'The child is very illogical'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What's play?'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"When did she start crawling?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."