Childhood Games Collector Pillows

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

Football Fans

Face painting.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Personal conker trainer.

'How's the water skiing?'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Playground reputation.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Multisports

Junior Doctor.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Children playing around a water pump

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Skipping

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Little Mountaineers

Skipping girl.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Boys on scooters

"Sorry folks. We'll be airborne as soon as we finish de-icing."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.