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"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

Football Fans

Face painting.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Personal conker trainer.

'How's the water skiing?'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Playground reputation.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Multisports

"Do that again, but cuter."

Junior Doctor.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Children playing around a water pump

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Skipping

Skipping girl.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Little Mountaineers

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"Sorry folks. We'll be airborne as soon as we finish de-icing."

"The rabbit got lost."