Childhood Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Face it Tyler, you're going to have to walk back those comments about Andrew's mom."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"