Childhood Challenges Enthusiast Gifts

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"He talks the talk."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

Knight of the sandcastle.