Childhood Arguer Gifts

"You can't kick me there! According to my Gray's Anatomy I don't have anything called a 'keister'!"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

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"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'He started it!'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

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Mixed marriage: food fight

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Knight of the sandcastle.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

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"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"