Childhood Achievements Pillows

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bike Rides

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Imagination

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Jack in the Box

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"