School Achievements Pillows

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Two cars are side by side with bragging bumper stickers.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"How was work?"

"I lettered in spelling."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"He's my school project for science class."

Presentation: Any questions?

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

That's my son

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Proud Mum.

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"