Childhood Achievements Prints

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bike Rides

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Imagination

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Jack in the Box

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'