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'Maybe he's getting too heavy for this thing?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'