Childcare Explorer Mugs

'Maybe he's getting too heavy for this thing?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Ahhh...'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

A Tit for Tat.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'