Child Development Explorer Mugs

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Children's education

"He talks the talk."

One!

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Toilet Training

'Maybe he's getting too heavy for this thing?'

Child development. How children change.

Proud mums.

"My special power is supervision."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Poems to Spookify

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'