Child's Speech Development Gifts

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"He likes it."

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'What's play?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"When did she start crawling?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Baby Mozart.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."