Child's Recovery Gifts

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Spa

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I should probably get out more.

Self-esteem room

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!