Child Raisers Pillows

"Todd has been an eager participant in our sex-education program."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Grounded

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"At least she's reading."

'It's a chicken.'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Act your birth order!"

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Go forth and multiply!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

Teach Love

"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."

"Some women to see you, Anne."

Responsibility