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"My homework ate my dog."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

His Master's Thesis.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Pesky students.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'...Or not.'

Student Debt

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'Cat Lit. You?'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I know he'll solve it--he even understands German wine labels.'

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'