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"My homework ate my dog."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

His Master's Thesis.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Pesky students.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'...Or not.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Student Debt

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'Cat Lit. You?'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I know he'll solve it--he even understands German wine labels.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'