Child Asking For A Puppy Pillows

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet a Puppy

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'They're dog roses!'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Dog Wrestling.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Balloon dog training

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion