Chief Justice Pillows

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Basketball

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Agreeable Noises

End of Affirmative Action

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

Free-range C.E.O.s

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"Well that answers the question 'Does the CEO understand what we do?'!"