Chief Justice Mugs

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"He'll do anything to say in power."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Basketball

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'Bring me some more power.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

End of Affirmative Action

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Agreeable Noises

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

Free-range C.E.O.s

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"Well that answers the question 'Does the CEO understand what we do?'!"

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."