The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts
Chief Justice Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful or witty gift for a Chief Justice? Our selection features products that honor their judicial role with a touch of humor or class. Whether it’s an office decor piece, a fun mug, or a stylish t-shirt, find something that speaks to their position and personality. Perfect for celebrating achievements, inspiring confidence, or simply expressing appreciation for their service.
'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'
"He'll do anything to say in power."
"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."
The new boss brought a sense of urgency.
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
Basketball
"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."
'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'
'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'
'Bring me some more power.'
"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."
Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.
'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'
Agreeable Noises
End of Affirmative Action
'I'll need some people to boss around.'
"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."
"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"
Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban
'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'
"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."
Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!
Fired Big Shots Who's Who.
'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'
"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"
'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'
"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."
"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."
Free-range C.E.O.s
'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'
J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers
"Well that answers the question 'Does the CEO understand what we do?'!"
Chief Justice Gifts Collection
Chief Justice Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for Chief Justices—combining humor and dignity to brighten their day.
Chief Justice Pillows
Add judicial charm with pillows featuring witty and inspiring designs: perfect for any Chief Justice’s office or home.
Chief Justice Prints
Find the perfect print to honor a Chief Justice’s leadership and sense of humor—ideal for office or courtroom decor.
Chief Justice T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the authority and wit of Chief Justices, making their wardrobe court-ready.