Chicken Wranglers T-Shirts

"We understand you have chickens on the premises...in clear violation of city code 558932."

Interior design trends for parents....

So you're a mocking bird...

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Climbing with the baby

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Babies

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Super Homeworld

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

The First Supper

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"