Chicken Whispers T-Shirts

"I say we cash it in."

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cats and gardens.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Cat Reunion

Unemotional Support Animal

"This never happened."

'He's not supposed to go out.'