Chicken Whispers Mugs

"I say we cash it in."

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cat Towels

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Cats and gardens.

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Unemotional Support Animal

"This never happened."