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Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Give quiche a chance!

'It's my favorite.'

Husband bakes a pie

Wanna talk about it?

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Ready...."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Magritte Man with Xmas pudding instead of apple.

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

Who's Not Who.

Pie

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

'Moon'

"I charge according to the size of the target."

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Great invention, but it does make you a bit of a rubbish shepherd."

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

Bimbo the clown's divorce was a rather messy affair.