Chicken-hearted Challenger Pillows

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Tension filled the tent.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

#notblessed

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Houdini re-incarnated.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"I'm feeling generous."

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'