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'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Houdini re-incarnated.

Chick Billiard Ball

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Surprised cook.

"She will take me on more walks."

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"We should get a cat."

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Chick stands in front of bookshelf marked 'chick lit'

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"You were happy when you were making a lot of money. Maybe THAT'S what you should be doing."

A baby chick