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'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

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Houdini re-incarnated.

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Surprised cook.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"She will take me on more walks."

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Business Greed.

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"We should get a cat."

"You were happy when you were making a lot of money. Maybe THAT'S what you should be doing."

Chick stands in front of bookshelf marked 'chick lit'

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"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."