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'Sorry to be late, Emma... did I miss any obscenities?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Werewolves of London..."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."