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'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Film Lovers.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Chicken Road Crossing

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

Non discrimination to Vampires

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.