Chicago Neighborhood Legend Pillows

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Progress.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong