Chic Critic Pillows

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Fashion House - In/So last week.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"You're wearing too much rouge."

The Red Carpet

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Pop up begger.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'That guy is SO tacky.'