Chic Critic T-Shirts

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Fashion House - In/So last week.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

The Red Carpet

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Pop up begger.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.