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"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Cat Boss

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"They just love tassels."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"She's a weiner cat."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"And here with the grizzly details."

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

Inbreeding Mishaps

Dog on a skateboard.