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How DNA molecules combine.

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Albert Einstein

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Carbon Dating.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

How Glaciations Begin

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

The new Physics

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Table Of The Elephants

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Evolving/Devolving

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'